IC Voicemail@Haven

[bullworthsucks]

You've reached the voicemail of Jimmy Hopkins. Ladies, feel free to leave me long and descriptive messages about how you're feelin'.

[... ... Beep!]

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( voice ) so i saw this and

[b00]

That sounds just a little perverted, you know.

( voice ) good

[bullworthsucks]

[Obviously faking his surprise.] No, really? What part?

[b00]

Oh, just that tiny part at the end. It's pretty easy to miss!

[She laughs, then. Crude humour isn't her thing, usually -- it's always so hard to understand?? why this??? -- but it is something she knows enough of, regardless.]

You should meet my dancestor sometime. I have the strangest feeling you two would get along well.

[bullworthsucks]

Oh, what, the part about descriptive messages? Nah, you're just imagining it.

[Crude humour is totally his thing, she best get used to it!]

Your ancestor? Aren't those, you know...dead?

[b00]

Dancestor! An ancestor-descendant double reach-around of sorts. Relatively speaking, my ancestor has yet to arrive on our planet, and I doubt she'll do so for another few thousand sweeps.

[Don't ask.]

And yes, she is dead. She now lives as a ghost in the realm of the deceased and the dreaming. If we were back on my world, I could have arranged a meeting fairly easily.

[bullworthsucks]

Uh...huh. Yeah, okay, you know what? I'm not even going to ask.

[He can't even bring up the will to care.]

You go have fun with that, though.